The "Hipsters" in my city, the girl ones at least, wear big lensed glasses with very feminine wire frames. They only wear thick frames in beige or brown. Over all it's more of an 80's eyewear vibe, as opposed to 1950's menswear Hornrims. My only point being that Hornrims aren't really a universal indicator of…

The only time I ever enjoyed anything James Joyce wrote, it was that love letter to his wife's farts.

Could it have just been a green apple two-step kind of deal? I'd say eating the sandwich was probably smart, because bread is binding. Stay hydrated.

I don't know about planned revenge, but the special needs guy I went to elementary -highschool with was definitely capable of holding a grudge, and I think given the chance would have exacted revenge on his bully (in his words he would "choke and punch" the guy).

Hmm... there`s 4 more unaired titles on the wiki list, and I heard they`re adding a new Fiona and Cake.

Finn is a great costume! I asked my sister in law to dress my nephew up as Finn, since we're going trick or treating together, and it would be matchy but she didn't know what I was talking about. My husband wants to go as Ice King though, and I manage to whip together a Lady Rainicorn suit for myself

Adventure Time in general is great for princess obsessed girls, I find.

We're going trick or treating but we're only going to go to a few friends and relatives places.

I'm about 90% done making my daughter's halloween costume. By making, I mean hand sewing from a pattern I drafted myself, and I've never made a garment ever before in my life. She had asked to be Princess Bubblegum, so thats what I'm making, and it looks really good. Except that now she says she wants to be Strawberry…

You have clearly not watched as many Maury paternity episodes as I have. (also one of my anthro classes covered race and biology) It is possible for mixed race persons to inherit light hair, skin, and eye colors, and not that unusual. Because of how genetics work, one sibling can even have vastly different coloring…

The thing is though, that when hemlines first rose above the knee, that was seen as risque as well, and to a certain extent are still today. Can I thusly only dress my daughter in ankle length skirts and pants? Are little girls who are dressed that way less likely to be targeted by pedophiles? Are they less prone to…

I have no idea what a rash vest even is, and you nobody has publicly shunned me, or my sisters in law for just frequently re-applying sunscreen to our toddlers at the beach this summer. Maybe that's because of climate differences, or maybe Australians are just on the whole bigger busybodies than Canadians, but either…

It's easier to change diapers/use the potty if your baby is in a bikini, rather than a one piece, and it's hard to find an infant sized one piece without ugly licensed images or trashy cut outs, or beads or fringe or whatever. Furthermore, the same pervert who's excited by a baby in a bikini, is not going to be swayed…

I'm sure the dollar store tests vary from chain to chain, but the one I tried was basically unusable. You couldn't just pee on it, you had to pee in a cup and then use an eye dropper, except the eye dropper was totally useless.

Unless your underpants are constructed with a carbon butt-panel, they're really going to do nothing to absorb fart stink. They're to create a barrier so that crotch sweat, discharges and skid marks don't get on our outer clothes. (In the days of old, when you had to wipe your butt with, like, an old corn cob, skid…

Assuming you have fairly normal cycles, it is not too early to take a pregnancy test. I didn't have the same early symptoms as you, but I think you should take a test and see a doctor even if you're not pregnant. If you're leaking enough to warrant it, you can cut panty-liners in half and put them in your bra if you…

Ok. this is beginning to make some sense. I do not like it, but it's making sense.