What kind of uncultured swine has the unmitigated gall to disrespect the Breadvan?!?

Coincidentally, the Breadvan is my favorite Ferrari of all time. And I get piled on any time I mention it.

*Slaps Roof*

Those deep dish wheels

Came here to make an airport pizza joke, but this will do.  Thank you.

ahahahaha! or chief of the DARE program 

As if that wasn’t already bad enough, the Tennessean reports the arresting officers claimed in their notes that he urinated on himself during the stop.

If recent trends hold, he’ll soon be tapped to head the ATF.

Yeah it’s hard to get excited about another SUV with an over-raked greenhouse and a front-end trying to look like a car. This is what every small luxury SUV looks like now.

I still see Honda Crosstours all over town.

And that goddamn “floating roofline.”  Not even Aston Martin could make that trend look good, and this is the most extreme example I’ve seen yet.

Ermm... call me crazy but I'm having a hard time being repulsed by the vehicle in that image.

If it was only slightly uglier, it would look like a new Jaguar!

Another overly-large SUV cosplaying as a fastback saloon. I’m so bored.

Oh good, an even uglier Peugeot 408.

I have a disease that causes me to like weird pseudo-SUV hatchovers, and I hate that I like this one. If the disease isn’t terminal, it probably should be.

Barbarella was a French comic series and DS is play on word; in French it is pronounced like the word déesse, meaning “goddess”

Hey! Respect the OG! The Acura ZDX beat the X4 by 5 years AND proved that no one would buy them!

That’s why he’s not “in government.”

Rivian is the closest comparison and, environmentally, Tesla is definitely worse but appears to be safer for workers.