Coke is probably still smarting from that huge misunderstanding with Delorean. 

Given how long it has been since it was debuted, it should be having its mid cycle refresh this year.

A more realistic, business oriented possibility:  It’s a case of really bad management, with too many distractions.  The board show grow a pair and replace him.

I know first hand the pain of a CEO with ADD. They have no interest in the hard work of getting important shit done and flit from one shiny thing to the next. Elon did work hard to get the Model 3 into production and then fucked off to the next glorious thing in his portfolio. All the elements are in place for Tesla’s…

The balls to add a new Survivor song AND recycle the song from Rocky III were just massive.

He was good fun in Seven Days in Hell.

Much like Emilia Clarke and Sophie Turner he doesn’t have a vast range, but when the writing is decent he’s more than capable of being entertaining in a role.

I fucking hate traffic cops. 

Meanwhile, a Cybertruck died 1/2 way through the attempt. 

Apparently the pad-part of the pedal not only wasn’t bolted on, it wasn’t even glued on.

Yep. Though thankfully they had enough restraint to save the character “Pudface” for the live action show. Good thing, too! Wouldn’t want kids to be asking their parents for a Pudface action fig-

I’d like to see the “entirely unnecessary Saturday morning cartoon adaptations of HARD R-rated movies” genre return. Rambo, Toxic Crusaders, Swamp Thing, etc.

Again, everyone on the damn submarine sounded Russian except the Scottish captain.

How could you do a Jesus film without those two? 

How about a model B and a model J instead?

Bill Murray: "And just to be sure...this Jesus Garfield movie is being directed by the Coen Brothers, right?"

Sorry Elon, but “2 sexy” is already taken.

Who needs an eclipse when you have a prescription for ketamine?

One think people have pointed out was pretty clever about that movie is that since Ramius is Lithuanian, having Connery play him makes his accent stand out from the English actors playing Russians in the same way his character’s accent would.

I really wish Alec Baldwin had been a little less precious. Harrison Ford was a downgrade as Jack Ryan.

The Marvels featured a pretty nifty training montage where the 3 Marvels learn to use their powers together. I thought that movie was unfairly panned, it was fun yarn, more Legends of Tomorrow than Secret Invasion, and hope people are kinder to it over time.