They should be GLAD he’s splitting his time between other companies. Imagine what a shitshow Tesla would be if he focused 100% of his ineptitude there; they’d be selling 2-dimensional, 3 wheeled utes with no manual controls and made from transparent aluminum.

I came across Smokin’ Aces the other day, and it made realize Chris Pine should try more odd or just plain weird roles*. I’m not saying Poolman will be good, but I’m willing to give it a try.

New ones?

That’s sort of where I am. Not in a market for a Car, but the Y checks boxes others don’t.  Price, Performance, Range, Charging network.   It’s sort of impossible to ignore.

I despise Elon but I’m genuinely curious about which vehicles you consider “so much better” than Tesla, dollar for dollar (especially at these new prices), spec for spec. I bought a Model Y 3.5 years ago before I realized what a horrible person he is. Since then I have tried to find a suitable replacement. I test…

And if you want orgies...

Most importantly, what are his opinions on coitus?

I’ll reserve judgement until I know how his character feels about the Eagles.

It was so bad I went over and spit in his lap

There is a tiny little private airport near my house, obviously there is alot of empty lots and fields inside it... and its all full of Teslas rotting in the sun.

I remember a couple of my friends going on about Gal Gadot in the lingerie scene in “Keeping up with the Joneses” and me thinking — “Wait... you think Gal is hotter than ISLA?!?”

 Yeah, the 1880's

Problem is nobody wants a crappy Tesla anymore, so many better choices across the board these days.

More like a deuce if you ask me.  (Tennis humor!)

So their tennis match of a marriage is ironically love-love?

In relation to his mental state, escalating drug use and his the performance of his FSD, probably Crashland. Though I’d also accept Wayland.

It would have to be “Susie Ann Boozy.”

And other people stroke it off during the movie!

“an boozy,” while a grammatical farce, is an excellent burlesque stage name

If it was a shitty car I would say that, and if I had driven the Taycan in LA and slept in my apartment my review would be the same. Tesla doesn’t do any press stuff anyway, and their cars suck.