This is one of the better ways to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

John Barnes will recreate his rap any time any place, even if it means risking missing his stop on the tube

EXCUSE ME?! I WILL NOT FORGIVE THIS CABBAGE ERASURE!

They did in 1995, but some folks thought they took too many liberties with the source material.

In some cases it makes sense, such as something carrying large implements and so on.

yet we can’t have cool actually proven safety items like the Volvo headlights mentioned in an earlier article today. But yeah, test that self driving shit on public roads with your beta testers you call customers. 

My most controversial opinion is we should move on from The Beatles as a culture. It’s been 60 years, that’s enough. The Get Back documentary should have been the end. No more biopics, no more documentaries, no more books (except if Paul or Ringo write memoirs), no more podcasts, no more re-releases. No more asking…

If they are too heavy, they’re considered commercial vehicles, regardless of whether it is actually used as such.

It’s a little disappointing that the formula for musical biopics seems to involve just identifying the most famous musician who has not yet had a biopic, regardless of whether they’re especially interesting. I’m a big fan of Beatles music, but I’m not sure the Beatles themselves are especially fascinating. The Beatles…

Neutral:

Continual reminder that the lead character, the Avatar, is the least interesting character over both shows.

This show is a remake. I don’t know why you’d need a primer at all

There’s a whole channel for you.

Eh, they’re no friends of mine

In the book Alia is supposed to creep the fuck out of just about everybody, so I’m kinda hoping they have her do the voice-over for a baby.

All I know is this movie better have Josh Brolin rushing into battle shouting “long live the duke” while carrying a dog. 

Or the bald guy with the RKO microphone-translator who threatened the Emperor with fun times in the pain amplifier?

Or the bald guy with the RKO microphone-translator who threatened the Emperor with fun times in the pain amplifier?

My money is on her playing the Jabba the Hut monster in the spice tank from the Lynch movie.