Wait a minute — people got angry at THAT?!?

I mean, he’s a friggin’ loser who a.) us maybe the richest man on the planet b.) happens to own to keys to what is one of the biggest websites on the internet and c.) can’t resist the urge to do weird shit to said website for even an hour. How isn’t any of that newsworthy?

This is why I put miniature steel beams around my cats. Nothing can get through them, not even jet fuel.

Our neighbor is in a band (well, he is a band, and also it’s Austin so everyone is in a band, just calm down) and tours a lot in an Econoline that’s too big to park in the garage, so it mostly lives in the driveway. Thieves have now stolen his cat four times. He welded up a cage of rebar to the frame which I guess…

The answer is tungsten.  Make the shield from tungsten.  Also it will weigh about 200#.

“MAH GAHD, WHAT HAVE AH DUUUUUN?” - Oppenheimer

It’s a thief magnet!

Work at a police station and Toyota dealership. Guys, we found the ringleader. 

lol dang steeeeeeel

Stainless “steal” you say?

I got braided stainless steal lines wrapped around my new one. I think the idea is that the braids will flex and move with the sawza making it difficult to cut through. It was an absolute pain getting mine stolen (from an outlander sport at that), and the even more sucky part is shops can’t just put a pipe on it until…

Boris Johnson would like a word

The sentence is death...by exile!

So this could potentially be the second film by Christopher Nolan featuring Cillian Murphy in a kangaroo court?

Milly. Where is Milly? She’s the best T_T

I kept hoping that as I saw more previews for the new Trigun, it’d show me something that hooked me and helped me get over my hesitancy about it...

Not only is the Trigun theme my favorite anime theme, it’s my ringtone and I learned to play it on guitar.

Huh.

Nah. He’s a member of the Church of Free Speech Means I Can Say Anything I Want At Anytime And People Must Unconditionally Praise Me For It.

Musk has turned into a fucking joke.  It’s really, really sad.  Most of us have the grace to have a fairly trivial mid life crisis, Elon on the other hand wants to burn down half the internet along with Tesla.