There is something so beautiful about this. It’s purpose-built, unabashedly weird...

To be fair, a fistful of nickels is as much ‘near infinite’ as a tree stump or a stopped car...

If Elon really wants a fleet of Cybercabs autonomously generating revenue for their owners, Tesla will need a widespread network of repair and maintenance shops, as well as a robust supply of spare parts. After all, every day a Cybercab is in the shop is a day its owner will not earn any revenue.

Don’t Stapp me now -- I’m having such a good time!

Were they a mile high when the banging started?

So would Kentucky Bill be an overbearing sheriff in a Cannonball Run or Smokey and the Bandit type feature? Or the villain in an 80s cartoon version of Knight Rider?

I wonder if they refer to a puncture as ‘fl4tulence’...

That’s nothing, the Kessel run took 12 parsecs...

Mazda looks like Magneto’s helmet...

Total Recall in reverse? “Get your ass away from Mars.”

Yeah, it’s especially unfortunate because every name sounds worse when you put ‘Cash App’ in front of it.

“Visa Cash App Racing Bulls”

Thanks :D :D :D

Wow, it’s just like a McLaren F1! /s

“There’s a MAMMAL in the PANEL!”

Dammit, I can’t come up with a good Shatner Twilight Zone line for this.

And that’s just the regular isotope. No one show him that documentary about dangerous, unstable tritium.

Step One: the federal government buys InfoWars for 67 billion dollars...