Were they a mile high when the banging started?

So would Kentucky Bill be an overbearing sheriff in a Cannonball Run or Smokey and the Bandit type feature? Or the villain in an 80s cartoon version of Knight Rider?

I wonder if they refer to a puncture as ‘fl4tulence’...

That’s nothing, the Kessel run took 12 parsecs...

Mazda looks like Magneto’s helmet...

Total Recall in reverse? “Get your ass away from Mars.”

Yeah, it’s especially unfortunate because every name sounds worse when you put ‘Cash App’ in front of it.

“Visa Cash App Racing Bulls”

Thanks :D :D :D

Wow, it’s just like a McLaren F1! /s

“There’s a MAMMAL in the PANEL!”

Dammit, I can’t come up with a good Shatner Twilight Zone line for this.

And that’s just the regular isotope. No one show him that documentary about dangerous, unstable tritium.

Step One: the federal government buys InfoWars for 67 billion dollars...

I keep reading it as ‘Cybercrab’.

I don’t like the proportions of the Cybercab at all. The cabin is too tall compared to the front and back (and the liftback is too long).

Completely unrelated: Skyline by Barock Project is an excellent prog rock album. They sound like a great homage to Jethro Tull, while still keeping their own musical identity.

That black mustache grill should be a full-face ZZ Top beard...