“Please state the nature of your transportation emergency!”

A blobby pickup truck seemingly made out of flesh? Ironically, that seems like something Elon Musk would totally be into...

Not the Marillion album?

I bet it’ll have one of these guys.

When asked about the possibility of criminal charges, a representative said, “In our experience, people responsible for charging usually just go away...”

That wing is so wild it’s buffalo.

What, even Itsuki’s crappy AE85 Levin?

That’s good advice, thanks.

Get one of these.

Stupid naturally safe HELIUMMMM!

Weirdly, James May is known for the opposite stance — he’s stated on several occasions that modern cars are just better. (They had a pretty amusing bit about that on The Grand Tour as well, I recall.)

Now all you need is a AE101 Silvertop touring car engine. (And, you know, the rest of the car...)

I just saw ZZ Top a week ago. Incredible show!

Well, you might be tempted to fit your sports car with features such as:

Yeah, that was intended as ‘the title track, and Let’s Hear It For The Boy’.

Oh, but the Footloose soundtrack is a masterpiece, isn’t it? (The title track, Let’s Hear It For The Boy...)

That’s a crazy coincidence, I was just reading yesterday about Short Circuit 2...

I assume this would increase the price of golf carts for his resorts by at least 3%? The moment he finds out, he’ll drop the whole thing. “I never said tariffs! Biden said tariffs! No, it was Kablama, Kablama said tariffs! I miss Biden, don’t you miss Biden? No games! Gina!”

Honestly, if it’s a one-off for publicity purposes that’ll be wheeled out for special occasions, it’s less of a big deal for me. The main issue for me would be if someone tried using this as an actual fleet vehicle — because repairs and spare parts would be prohibitive (as they are for most Teslas, from what I’ve…

How do you get more beachfront property if sea levels rise?