Oh, but the Footloose soundtrack is a masterpiece, isn’t it? (The title track, Let’s Hear It For The Boy...)

That’s a crazy coincidence, I was just reading yesterday about Short Circuit 2...

I assume this would increase the price of golf carts for his resorts by at least 3%? The moment he finds out, he’ll drop the whole thing. “I never said tariffs! Biden said tariffs! No, it was Kablama, Kablama said tariffs! I miss Biden, don’t you miss Biden? No games! Gina!”

Honestly, if it’s a one-off for publicity purposes that’ll be wheeled out for special occasions, it’s less of a big deal for me. The main issue for me would be if someone tried using this as an actual fleet vehicle — because repairs and spare parts would be prohibitive (as they are for most Teslas, from what I’ve…

How do you get more beachfront property if sea levels rise?

Zippers? Not fly buttons? And what, they couldn’t put some selvedge on there? Next you’ll tell me it isn’t even left hand twill...

Can you switch off that rev-matching?

There is a special place in hell for websites that let you hover over one thing, then jump around so you end up clicking on another...

I once hid in a duck pond after stealing and crashing a Lime scooter in Lichtenstein Elbow. (Also, an acquaintance of mine hid in a lagoon after stealing and crashing a golf cart in Corsica Torso; not to mention my cousin, who hid in a water park wave pool after stealing and crashing a unicycle in Isle of Man Pelvis.)

For some reason, I’m picturing Brian Blessed on Z-Cars (although that’s entirely the wrong era).

I wonder if Pearl Jam will record something to commemorate the occasion. “Cyber flow, trucks depart like butterflies...”

Oh, I saw one of those too. (I flinched inwardly at the staggering misfortune of owning one of those...)

There’s an orange one in my area, I’ve seen it on the 880 a couple times.

As long as they remember to fire 70% of the employees, and then stare uselessly at their hands when the business doesn’t somehow succeed beyond their wildest dreams...

Did you hear about the guy who crashed in one of these? The burns made sense, but nobody could explain the bee stings...

If you choose to ride in that, your time will come...

Yeah, the right approach would be the Letterkenny conversations about Los Angeles... except replace “LA” with “AI.”

I watched a couple of Hoovie’s Garage videos and all the titles seem to be something to the effect of “I’M GOING BANKRUPT”.

I don’t know a whole lot about AI, but xAI’s main product is an LLM-powered chatbot, right? Would the knowledge and expertise behind that really transfer over to self-driving?