Getting a bit of an Upstart Crow vibe from this, which can only be a good thing! (That also featured Noel Fielding as the composer Thomas Morley.)

And the Holiday Special?

Why the hell would Apple ever make a car???

Elon: “I told that lady I’d pay for that cake! What more do you want? Workplace dignity is not hardcore!”

He looks like if someone pasted Bautista’s face onto Tony Hale.

Could this just be stealth marketing for Hollywood’s latest attempt to recall Axel?

Sounds like he has a bad home life. I hope he’s able to get clear of all the drama and straighten his life out.

My predictions for the Tesla Roadster:

Oh, well done!

What, you weren’t in the mood? Mood’s a thing for cattle and loveplay, not Twin Peaks Day!

Give us the technical details! Is it selvedge? Right hand twill, left hand twill, or something more interesting? 11oz, 13oz, 16oz — or are they going hardcore with some of that heavy-duty 21oz fabric?

Milk? Who the hell knows. But every car can benefit from some Cream.

‘Max Manager’ sounds like a shelf-stacking convenience store simulation game from the 90s. (Hey, they’d probably call it ‘Maxis Manager’...)

Weirdly enough, ‘Motorola’ sounds more like the name of a shady AI-based car-tracking startup.

You can get in a lot of trouble leaving unapproved ‘gadgets’ lying around...

Really enjoyed her on Catterick.

You’ve lightened what’s otherwise been a dreary, lethargic Monday for me. Thank you.

That would make sense.

Wow, Plaid? Just like a Volkswagen Golf!

What precisely is an ‘honorary MBE’? Aren’t all MBEs ‘honors’? Or is there a subtle distinction? (Genuinely curious.)