Spotted one of these parked at a local auto window tint place. (Probably about 5 minutes from the big Tesla factory by the 880.)

Watch out for an unusually nondescript Ford Fusion. (There’s a similar program for conventional explosives, but that uses Acura RDXs.)

I like it when the person behind the counter recognizes one of my rock-and-roll t-shirts and we have a chat about Uriah Heep and whatnot. No way a self-checkout kiosk can replicate that...

Somebody build me an Antagonistic Undecagonstring. (Reading a lot of Culture novels these days...)

What does Elon know about great humor?

With such oppressive weight, moving it is no doubt a pressing concern. Certainly worthy of a press release.

No big deal, give them a brake

Maybe Ben wins a ton?

Why thank you XD

Yeah, that is one of the greatest scams ever pulled on a television network and viewing audience. And everyone’s better for it.

George of the Youngle?

They’ll also be doing a series of spinoffs about Mace Windu’s various cousins:

Apropos of very little, I’ll take this opportunity to post one of my favorite clips of Scott Grimes as Steve Smith:

It should be easy to swap out Cara Dune for another sand-and-automobile-themed fighter.

Palpatine! *hides*

“showcasing the power of living more of your life in one place.”

We’ve had a hell of a time figuring out how to tell you. Let’s just say... it’s a matter of public record.

Danny Boyle ought to direct a Mario sequel, this time with more focus on the plumbing.

“Alright, now stand *just* over there, this photo is going to be so cool!”