Waterworld sequel?

How will they film underwater? It’ll be so much harder to jerk the camera around like a maniac!

Yes!

Now the cops will comb through the evidence...

He pivoted from a straw man fallacy (people pointing to ‘experts’ instead of the simple fact that the building doesn’t have a basement) into an ad hominem (the guy who debunked the conspiracy is a criminal!) and then back into a straw man (nobody actually claimed that guy was an ‘expert’ who debunked anything).

$80,000? Not exactly a poultry sum.

They were on a major highway headed from Penang to Terengganu

That was legendary — Greg doesn’t always go for lateral-thinking interpretations of a task (eg. Roisin Conaty with her ‘most meaningful’ dictionary), but this one was audacious enough that he couldn’t help being convinced. (He’s more likely to accept a lateral-thinking solution, within the most obvious interpretation…

They had to tow it because retail shoppers kept digging around in it for beige trousers and boxy shirts. (You know, because of the Gaps between the panels.)

My question to car manufacturing experts — it doesn’t actually need to be this painful, right? Hasn’t the automotive industry invented processes and systems to manage this complexity without the CEO scarfing down pills and rolling around on the factory floor?

Yeah, it actually looks a bit like a Star Wars spaceship... but in the best possible way. (That orange strip on the side that terminates just before the front is really sexy!)

He has no right!

Yeah, but they haven’t announced the new Fantastic Four casting, have they? :P

Wait, that’s not Josh Brolin?

Elon, essentially: “How come he gets to do all the shit I do and everyone still likes him?”

Q. What do you do if your tractor goes out of control?

Mine was totaled a couple months ago. Still hurts :(

Q. What do you call a Mansory that’s been turned on its side and put in a rich person’s house like a wall?

Agreed, I find myself going back to it a lot for its sheer crazy fun, which is especially surprising for a post-Endgame MCU film.

I checked out around the bit where the teenage water aliens pretend to befriend the teenage tree alien only to strand him in the middle of the ocean. That’s when I realized the thudding in my ears was the sound of cliches raining down like bowling pins...