They do say Liam Neeson has a piercing gaze, but this is ridiculous XD

A nippleologist? They must have a very particular areola expertise.

Here’s a list of replacement actors, along with potential titles:

This reads like a Harvey Birdman precursor.

Sorry, but I need trepanation like I need a hole in the head...

I really enjoy using ‘secrete’ in the sense of ‘hiding something’.

Going from Mike Oldfield to the Monkees? Oof, talk about a sudden gear shift...

Is their studio near a shooting range? They could make it about clay pigeons instead.

If you’re going to endorse a beer, you need to do it right — you need to meet a random hipster brewer in the middle of a field and have them invite you to their shed.

‘Tesla Cidertruck’ was right there...

I thought about joining a fact-checking organization, but I was afraid I’d make a skeptical out of myself.

This isn’t an abstract question for me — my Miata RF was recently totaled as I was pulling out of a driveway. (Minivan driver was tearing down the residential street so fast that he spun all the way around and faced the other way before he came to a stop. Fortunately there were no injuries.)

Maybe they were all passengers on the SS Bothany Bay...

When the Grand Admiral came back, everyone was Thrawn for a loop!

Like Elizabeth Taylor on 30 Rock?

Time for a Pitt stop...

That would certainly raise the stakes...

Could season 3 be set in Montreux? (On the Lake Geneva shoreline?)

Stone Roses, Queens of the Stone Age, 21 Pilots, Stone Temple Pilots, I can never keep any of them straight...

Oof, I’m sorry. Maybe he thought he was making a joke. (Some people’s first comedic instinct is to just cut other people down. But there’s so much more to humor than that...)