“Who is he?”

He set it to Airplane! mode, which was a problem because he also had fish earlier...

One of several disturbing Star Trek deaths...

He was on the American Would I Lie To You with Aasif Mandvi, right? Did anything come of that?

Thylacines had a really freaky mouth.

The voice actor for Garfield played an animated Bill Murray... before the Joel Cohen film? That’s really amusing to me.

“The lie?” What lie? The fuck is he talking about?

Elon Musk: “Oh hur hur, I’m an idiot, lol!”

Is someone writing a Breaking Bad and Fast and the Furious crossover? (The writers are all on strike, so... probably.)

They can at least track down the VTOL components by checking social media for any really big fans of the F-35B.

I had these!

Matchbox Connectables — these mix-and-match cars and other vehicles that you could split apart and connect together in new ways.

Lost? Maybe someone switched the battery polarity and it ended up in the Arctic...

My guess? She’s going to say it’s a lollipop — and that it was really cold in the theater. (Just at her seat, though.)

BS paid for his BS?

Anyone who goes out with Elon Musk is also horribly dated...

What is the milkshake in this scenario, and who drinks it?

The orcas took our rudders, now they’re coming for our steering wheels!!!!!

Actually, that sounds like a fun conversation for a dinner party. (I’m really not great at small talk, but one of my favorite, most reliable ways of connecting with someone is asking them about their job or their geeky interests.)

I would be sad and miserable if some idiot in front of me was vaping and creating a ruckus...