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CarrerCrytharis
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Float like a plastic bag, sting like one of those obnoxious fake ladybugs

Hyperloop —> Teslas in a tunnel

I heard Musk tripped and fractured both his frontal lobes. (Also, his medulla oblongata is now a medulla squishy-mushroom-ata.)

Wait, he was in demand after Prometheus? What’s next, Michael Bay to adapt The Three-Body Problem on the strength of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? Tom Hooper to remake West Side Story after adapting Cats?

Maybe she got tired of the smell of 1,000 shoes.

Are they anywhere near a Giant Supermarket? Maybe one of the giants got bored playing with cars...

An expensive delay. Who’s going to bear the cost?

“So this is Medabots?”

1000% agreed! Shatter your idols, and then you’ve got a chance to make something really interesting...

Gold-titanium alloy worked out a lot better for him...

I just read that the weedy dickhead with the cellphone in US Marshals was *Robert Downey Junior*. I guess he wasn’t that notable 2 and a half decades ago or whenever it is I last watched it...

I’ll just eat salads -- not sure I want the extra sodium you find in vegetable juice.

Tested at the NurburgRing

Fucking... KRAKATOA!

I thought La’An’s worked best in terms of lyrics.

I thought it was a bit of a cheat that they decided to have a big grand finale because the science fiction plot device *needed* a big grand finale, instead of it flowing naturally as an emotional climax to the various character arcs.

Time for the cleanup workers to earn their celery.

The mythical land of cheesy gold -- El Dorito!

Much appreciated. (BTW, do those buffalo buffalo still buffalo buffalo?)

Wow, he’s reached the Nader of his journey as a homeowner.