“Toto Wolff” sounds like an antagonist from an 80s Gundam show. (Think Zeta or Double Zeta.)

“Streaming video may be high-def... but our vengeance will be in 480p.”

Sam doesn’t want Ross starting WW3 over metal.

Do you suppose she’ll also be in the Fantastic Four reboot?

Did you hear about the guy who mistook a pile of snow for a financial institution?

Did you hear about the Acura that was abandoned in the woods? When they found it, the glove compartment was full of iNSX.

No mention of Get Carter with Michael Caine? I must avenge this slight.

I heard they’re writing an experimental theater piece about this — The Vagina Changelogs.

Here are some other great innovations Elon plans to foist on his customers, only to take them back a couple years later:

A yardstick?

He really does look like Robert Redford gone off. (Robert Redsel?)

“A Challenger, a Mustang and a Camaro drive into a bar. The bartender yells, “My plate glass window! What have you done!””

I’m astonished Google has humans at the end of any of their support lines. (Maybe it’s different if you’re a YouTuber with lots of subscribers...)

“You’re tearing me apart, Lishark!”

If it were Nic Cage, the helicopter would be on fire XD

I imagine she fried the garlic instead of browning it.

helicopter parenting

One of Ringo Starr’s finest performances.

Hunt Club sounds like it’s inspired by Jenna Maroney’s sex life...

I guess he is a vampire...