This game is stupid.

Man, I’m so glad I stopped listening to my mother like 30 years ago.

Definitely not the first time I’ve had a hooker lie to me.

I think that lady has one million signatures in her left stump.

That Obama fella gives a nice haircut.

Sexually assaulting college chicks? Oh wait, you don’t do time for that anymore.

We got one of these guys at FSU. He loses his shit all game and still has gas in the tank at the end.

Do they light the torch to help you find your way out of the forest?

You can beat the traffic by standing up.

Fuck it. Let ‘em fight. Like letting kids run around until they gas the fuck out.

“1. Unfrosted blueberry

Go Noles! #suckithaters

Your posts are boring.

Jesus Christ you’re a whiny bitch.

What the fuck are you talking about?

I’m going to start walking around the office saying I can’t wait for this “formalized offseason gig” to be over.

If millennials just watched the Olympics on NBC and went to baseball games every day like we’re supposed to, we wouldn’t be having these problems, now would we?

Yeah, sucks for them that they got assigned these jobs by our socialist government.