Or they could learn to read and get real jobs.

Maybe you could make more money playing baseball if you didn’t suck at playing baseball.

Seriously. Can anyone even read SI.com anymore? Its like looking at the matrix. A mishmash of robot jargon just rolling down the screen.

Right on fat boy

“After this donation is done, his passport will be given back to him, and he will be free to return home.”

Officials have scheduled a press conference at 8:00 pm local time next to a large pile of burning trash.

This isn’t Jezebel, poser.

Occam’s Razor, bitches!

Shoulda been you, Coach K.

“Occam’s Razor, bitches!”

Bitches!

And that’s how Occam’s Razor works!

Because Occam’s Razor, duh!

Occam’s razor, bitches!

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You’re annoying as fuck.

Know how I avoid arrest 100% of the time? I don’t fuck around like a ding dong.

Both these games sound loose butthole.