Why this wasn’t posted at 2:32 PM i’ll never know.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

“They’re actually hitting harder than the Jets’ defense” stone cold assassination there man. I mean, it’s true but damn man.

So you’re going to be going as my dad at every little league game he showed up to “coach”?

Pat Burrell is that you?

This is as rare as that amateur photographer being the only one to catch Bob Beamon’s historic jump in mid-air. You actually witnessed Chris Berman being a reporter.

Oh, headshots. I’ve started making a game out of how far I can push the definition of “headshot.”

When I was just out of college, one of my good friends was the weekend sports guy for the local news. He was able to get me into an NBA D-League game by saying that I was his cameraman, and was waiting for the equipment to show up.

Berman: Beh. Burrrr. Bahh. BEEEHHHH

I’m sorry, I cannot get behind you re: that statue. That thing is fucking excellent. If I were a billionaire, I’d certainly have a statue built in my honor of me leading a charge of panthers with a football in hand as my weapon of choice. FUCK YEAH

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

“Hahaha that can’t be right....”

Fun fact: Andy Reid is 3rd all-time in postseason wins by a Chiefs coach with 1. They are a tough team to root for.

How on earth did we not get one Najeh Davenport mention

As a Rams’ fan I’ve been trying to figure this out for the past few years also. The worst was 2013's Monday night game, where the future Super Bowl Champion Hawks were literally run over by the Rams D-line and future (current?) streetcart hotdog vendor Zac Stacy. The Rams would’ve won the game (and possibly changed…

I am in Indianapolis Colts fan. Our fans are the most boring, non-threatening white bread fans in the entire league. The only time you’ll see a fight at one of our games is when two Greenwood bro’s dressed like Florida Georgia Line decide to fight over the others preferred high school basketball team.

It’s like a warm shower on a cold day.

I lived in Seattle in the ‘80's and had Seahawk season tickets for four years. God, the Kingdome was a mess... if Krieg starting fucking up, we’d all start screaming for Zorn...then naturally, five minutes later we were back screaming for Krieg. Largent was amazing. Best game: Bo Jackson knocking the crap out of…

Patriots. They were completely irrelevant anywhere 40 miles from their stadium until 2001. But yeah.