I showed up for a shift at my bar in Indianapolis, and the only two people at he bar were a Steeler’s couple. They yelled at each other for 20 minutes at ear splitting volume before they realized that the game on the screen was the Colts v. Jags. After this realization, they then began yelling at me to turn the…

There I was, pulling into the discount grocery store parking lot, when I saw it: an Astro van, spray painted black with Steelers logos stenciled and spray painted on the sides and hood, and STEELERS in big yellow spray paint stenciled letters on the back.

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

Come on thin-skinned, butthurt Yinzers, please do not disappoint with your comments....

So am I, because a guy from Boston rooting for the Steelers is automatically an asshole in my book.

He drove a fucking 1989 Chevy Lumina well into this decade.

Bengals players are notorious for having things fall off of trucks. Whether it’s Andy Dalton’s luggage or Chris Henry’s body.

I am still a Dalton hater. Poor SOB really doesn’t deserve it. Total professional. He lives in the neighborhood during the season. Nice guy. PRO BOWLER.

Fun Fact! The Detroit Lions, who haven’t won a playoff game since George Bush was President (that’s HW, not W), have still won a playoff game more recently than the Cincinnati Bengals.

It’s from the Andy Sipowicz Collection, you uncultured swine.

In my experience, winning the division just doesn’t feel as good as playoff wins.

They’re the team that most looks like they’re wearing Halloween costumes of football uniforms, rather than the real thing.

“Our owner wears short sleeve dress shirts with ties”

“Dam” instead of “fiddlesticks” from Butters? Wow!

Counterpoint:

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

Yeah that would be a stretch.

Walking Panera Bread store Matt Ryan

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?