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It is certainly true that this was a gross overreach and risks being a terrible precedent for UFC shows in foreign markets. But it seems...incomplete to leave out of the story that:

Did you not watch the fights? The judge was completely batshit, and his scoring was indefensible. Framing this as "Dana White has a sketchy amount of power" instead of "the Mafia tried to fix a card in Macau but only succeeded in fixing the first two fights" is nuts.

This would be me.

Hopefully 17 trillion. Beyonce is fucking terrible.

I can't believe that Michael Sam would infiltrate Bills training camp, pretend to be Bryan Johnson, create anger and mistrust between teammates, and start an all out brawl.

Ahh, I stand corrected. Striking such a small target with a pointed instrument must have been difficult, especially in the dark, so I can now perceive the full extent of your amazingness. Well done sir!

Especially at smashing together metaphors.

I'd argue that ND is more obnoxious than Duke, making Duke the ND of the South, but then again I am from the Midwest.

Meanwhile Michigan is at best, 5% less holy than thou than ND. "You know, they call it the Harvard of the Midwest." Nobody calls it that.

Do I detect a little Michigan fandom seeping in? Or some other ND rival? Regardless, I could not agree more. ND is the Duke of the midwest. That means that it's painful to give them any superlatives because seeing them #1 at anything is annoying.

That's okay Jezebel: I didn't like sleeping anyway.

curtains. they're called curtains.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

It's been almost four hours since we published this story, where is the photo/additional information surrounding Officer Darren Wilson?

Jackson began his statement by referencing a robbery that occurred at a convenience store on Saturday, August 9, the same day Brown was shot. According to Jackson, Wilson was at the scene of a sick call with an ambulance, he received the call about a "strong arm robbery" at a store and then "encountered" Brown.

Good on you for writing it up this way. The name needs to come out, but it needs to be the correct name.

yay! i'll happily go back to being ignored in the greys if it means no more terrible gifs everywhere :D