Shock value stuff is worthwhile every once in a while, I guess.

It's Psych 101. Lasting relationships work because people are compatible. If there are deficiencies — for lack of a better term — then there are compensatory factors. Money, looks, humor, intelligence, etc.

Seriously, though, that's on the sign holders. You gotta hold that shit firm. Those ladies fucked UP.

Concussions for everybody!

Awesome is a mindset?

Hester is incredible. There were a few years there, though, that Dante Hall was doing some even sicker shit.

The hypersexualized arms race between folks like Minaj, Cyrus, Azalea, etc. in the age of free internet porn is just fantastic. Can't wait for the first straight-up video blow job, followed by "look at me, I'm deep-throating!" followed by "look at me, I'm going down on a WOMAN (GASP)!"

When he was on, HST was FUCKING ON.

Bill Simmons Junior type stuff going on 'round here.

FYI: According to a few reports on Twitter, the NFL is denying that they had access to this video prior to meting out punishment.

Maaaaan, fuckthatguy. Looks like he threw a quick left early and then followed up with a hook.

While clearly breaking the cardinal rule of: never, ever be 100% honest in an email, I don't see much here that's worth this guy having to resign over. It's indelicate and racial, but it's more about demographics and his recognition of what, in my experience, reflects reality: white folks get uncomfortable around a…

Great play by the punter. Didn't get the tackle but certainly slowed the man down. I'd give him a bonus and fuck that stupidass kick to the face.

Seriously. Find a way to get blocked, ferchrissakes.

In my more enterprising days as a young, sensitive, grunge-listening man, I had fantasies of creating a nonprofit staffed by a diverse and dynamic group of other young men and we'd go into middle schools, high schools, fraternities, and wherever and kick all the other "grownups" out and have frank discussions about…

This is a fantastic consecutive string of headlines today:

Isn't there a reservation somewhere he can build on?

I had zero idea that the VMAs were still going on. They were tired like 20 years ago. This world is weird.

I just wish she'd learn to use her sexuality a bit more.

I'm basically cribbing from GQ. They ran a piece a while back about the Top Ten Douchiest Colleges. They refused to give Duke #1 b/c of how much they suck. Credit where it's due.