Can we accept “easy access to guns” as one causation for “mass shooting”?

Buttery males...?

I looked up some numbers: Approximately 1.7% of all births are intersex.

“Jobs not mobs” does roll off the tongue better than “Arbeit Freiheit Brot / Terror Hetze Lüge”...

Okayokayokay...waitwaitwait.... What if it’s Drunk Trump?

Mottos, United States American:

Is a gas tax punitive? It disproportionately affects people with lower incomes, of course. However, a gas tax appeals logically to the Second Amendment crowd’s love of bootstrapping: You only get to use what you can pay for. Fine: let’s find/replace using an ammo tax...

How about a market solution? Namely, have gun owners pay closer to the true cost of gun ownership:

Is there perhaps a decorated member of the military or veteran with actual diagnosed bone spurs, who could lead the parade?

Centrally located on Moscow’s Garden Ring Road and, best of all, no extradition treaty!

“I still don’t know why she barked at him. She usually only does that at skateboards and Diane Sawyer posters.”

Hmmm...I’ll bite. Case in point: Men’s suits and dress shirts. For decades, mass-produced men’s suits and dress shirts have been manufactured in the thousand-piece runs for a wide array of body types. Dress shirts are available in slim, athletic and wide torso variations—and each of those with a variety of collar…

Were you never uncontrollable spawn? Only people who were never children should ride public transportation!

“My wife has never been seen the earth go around the sun,” he asked. “Most of the people that I know have never seen the earth go around the sun, accused the sun of being the center of the galaxy. So I guess I don’t get where that statistic comes from.”

“slicked back hair thing...especially bad on blondes.”

I’m asking you all kindly to please stop: This is more than enough material for the iVanka 2000 to write a follow-up life advice book.

“Oh, you have tiny hands! I like so much when man have so tiny hands! Is sexy!”

The psychoanalysts call constantly using extreme language “splitting” or “black-and-white” or “all-or-nothing” thinking. This is very common among people with narcissistic personality disorder, depression and borderline personality disorder.

Pay attention to how often the Donald mentions the word “love”. It’s weird.