You guys! I’ve been lurking on Jezebel for years and finally decided to get myself a burner. I feel like I already know some of you since I’ve been stealth reading for so long. So, I’m coming out of the creepy shadows. Hi, there!
My mom’s cat when I was a baby was fiercely protective of me. She slept in the crib but never on my face, just cuddled up next to me and attacked anyone that tried to touch me that wasn’t my mom or brother. 25lb murder cat terrified my aunts and uncles and grandparents until she finally warmed up to them.
Does anyone have advice for driving a few hours with a cat who doesn’t like being in the car?
Cats are actually “baby killers”. They can suck the living air right out of an infant. What dirty creatures.
One time is all it takes.
‘Sup, peroxide-based cleaning solution buddy?
Shuping claims to have found a psychologist willing to help fulfill her dream in 2006. After a couple of weeks, they decided Shuping was ready to lose her eyesight. The psychologist poured drain cleaner in her eyes.
I understand where you are coming from, but if I had to spend my days in a morgue, I would be catatonic. If I had a furry friend though, I would be feline fine.
Just don’t create an eharmony profile, okay?
I think if I had to do autopsies on people hit by cars, who blew their heads off or were found floating in lakes, I’d want the option of petting a precious kitty on my lunch break. And a Xanax.
I’m purrplexed.
Here’s a copy of the photo they took:
I was just thinking that I really want to watch this show and boom it is now on Netflix!
The tepid response to her awesome speech speaks volumes. Hollywood’s limousine liberals don’t like to be confronted with the truth.
People and their dogs...