IM SO GLAD YOU GOT THE JOKE!

I TOLD you guys this in the Meatless Monday school lunch thread yesterday! I called this like a BOSS!

Oh my god, ACTUAL consequences and an education campaign?

Somebody get the NFL some aloe for the burns.

I prefer the sequels. I Still, Still Know What You Did Two Summers Ago, and TBH I Don't Remember What You Did That Summer But I'ma Kill You Anyway.

Burpees are so vile.

Don't get me started on how Taco Tuesdays is racist*. What other enlightenment can I receive from FOX today?

OH AREN'T YOU JUST THE CUTEST THING EVER!! That is the best pose I've ever witnessed. Such body language.

Only the government can censor. Private citizens don't owe you shit.

Abigail Breslin I have been there! It is the worst pain ever.

I bet they even have a REFRIGERATOR.

He's awesome! <3

Hersh's Pizza: Hershey's Without the Ease

I am 24 and this is STILL my life. I know that feel bro.

I guess you could prescoop the ice cream and freeze it on cookie sheets. Hmm I like the logistical challenge of figuring out how to do this.

So she got all the eggs, but where is the spider that laid them?

WHERE IS THE SPIDER???

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

I prefer the cutesy one as it made me swell with happiness. Animated duck violence VS REAL fluffy baby ducks swimming happily in gold coins? I'm trying to drift off to lala land here, okay? I need the baby ducks. Plus, they match my jammies.

clearly I have a terrible job. I mean, I get healthcare but I don't get to make videos of baby ducks.