That’s a lot of cubs for one bear. Makes me think she’s the fun forest babysitter that takes you and the other kids to the splash park for the whole day, plus ice cream after. Not the babysitter that tells you to play Hide and Seek and then never comes to find you. I hid in that box for two hours.

This has given me the giggles. I feel its the combination of “Jared’s Pants Dance”, the stone faced reporting of same and a slight hangover that has caused it.

you’re nailing it

It’s never about beauty. Never. Nobody cheats just because someone’s attractive.

So you’re saying... beauty is subjective? And that... people are unfaithful for reasons that have nothing to do with your or the other party’s level of attractiveness? Like perhaps cheating is a manifestation of their control issues and underlying self-loathing (or straight up sociopathy)? WELL I NEVER!

How to start your day like Mocena:

You are a horrible person and should never be allowed in a restaurant ever again.

Seriously. The reason they can’t take a reservation for twenty is they can’t seat twenty. How difficult is that to comprehend? Are you sure you read the story correctly?

Have you ever been a hostess at a busy restaurant on a weekend? It doesn't work that way.

One smaller table to accomadate 10 more people?

Sure, let me just pull that extra table and dining room space out of my ass to accommodate your stupidity. Would you like antibiotics with your meal, or would you prefer to chance it?

Or the person making the reservation could have been truthful about her reservation. And I doubt pushing up a smaller table in the middle of a packed restaurant where seating would be scare would really accommodate an additional 10 people.

“Do you make your sandwiches with bread?”

I’m just gonna go ahead and admit that I DIY’d literally EVERYTHING at my wedding, and the result was that the whole thing looked like complete shit. Home sewn dress, homemade cupcakes, homemade centrepieces, homemade dinner, homemade decorations, homemade automated DJ playlist, etc etc etc.

Because if someone doesn’t drug and rape ALL women, he must not have done it at all. =|

Well, its free in terms of there is no cost to the patient themselves. Ie: no one in Australia ever said “well, I guess I better pay my chemo bill”. The Medicare system is structured so that the costs of chemo ARENT directly billed to the patient.

In the US we have to resort to cooking meth with old high school students.

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard about Australia. Thank you!

The more I hear about socialism in practice the harder it is for me to understand why people act like its so fucking terrible. I'm not saying it's perfect, but shit like this? I say yay socialism.