There is a bitch in Melbourne Australia who does that. Her name is Helen. She has printed out a stack of buisness cards which say “Helen’s Coffee” at the top, then dot points on how to make it, to be handed to the barista by the waitperson. She is an arsehole and must die.

I would prefer to be like Amy Shumer to be completely honest: better educated, more outspoken.

Disagree, if you’re having a shit day and some arsehole comes in asking you to check on whether you have holey swiss cheese or the regular stuff, I can see that being the straw that breaks the camels back. The other bartender I work with on Friday nights exploded because these two guys were both trying to pay for the…

You are a brave, brave woman my friend. I think we all think we are DIY dream gods when you look at Pinterest and get swept up in the clever lighting and professional styling of it all (also, I blame models. Some beautiful, genetically perfect model nearly had me convinced I needed french-esque up-the-bum boudoir…

Yeah, I feel ya American. When I first got here, I was waiting for the public health system to suddenly be revealed to me. And when it was all “Well, that one Asthma inhaler which costs you $8 over the counter in Australia, will, with the combined costs of getting and filling a prescription, end up setting you back…

Well, its free in terms of there is no cost to the patient themselves. Ie: no one in Australia ever said “well, I guess I better pay my chemo bill”. The Medicare system is structured so that the costs of chemo ARENT directly billed to the patient.

Any where that hasnt copped a polar vortex needs to pipe down about it being “cold”.

All Chemo is free in Aus. But you do need to be refferrd for it by an oncologist. The chan of command starts at GP, who sends you in for tests with a specialist in the certain cancer field. If cancer is diagnosed, and chemo is required, the chemo is covered completely by medicare (Australia’s socialist healthcare…

She’s so cold and straight forward. I LOVE IT!!!!!

Science box. She actually used the words “he brought over a science box”.

As an Australian, and the daughter of a two-time cancer survivor, I hate this bitch. I hate this bitch with everything I have in me. I wish people would stop giving her airplay because even seeing her or hearing her bullshit, I cant handle any of it. I had to stop watching this interview when she gets to the part…

Quick question: when I entered the United States, I had to have a full medical, which included a check for both syphilis and tuberculosis, any communicable STI’s and I had to have a complete immunisation record, with boosters. Luckily, my parents arent fuckbags, and I had every injection I needed as a child, with only…

cunt. whoever wrote that is a cunt.

Really? Me and my husband loved it. Great flick.

LOL. You have NO idea.

I know right? Commies and their over-zealous water top ups. Its the Five Year Plan all over again.

Cutlery rested side by side (unless you’re in Australia and then its just “wherever cutlery happens to be, give it your best shot, waitstaff”.

You notice these kind of fuckwits who are all “I CANT BELIEVE you dont have any manners lowly server!!” ONLY ever eat at shitty, try-hard “up scale chain restaurants” (an oxy moron if ever Ive heard one). They are always cheap, tight fisted wankers who have no lives and consider themselves to be the shit. Its always…

The only part that makes it a pain in the arse is when you’re clearing a table and people start trying to hand things to you or put things on the stack you’ve created in your own hands. Making your own stack- plates, rubbish, cutlery on top to hold rubbish down- is fine.

I think he ended up being told by the cops or something. On the doco I watched, he was on it, with one of the posters he had made at the time. It was so utterly utterly sad. I felt bad for all the times I’d made jokes about prostitute/drug addict obsessed loner “nice guys” when here is this poor man really trying to…