caroline551
Welcome To The Midwest
caroline551

Come to the Midwest where the be-dazzled boot cut hipster jean and cut off denim mini refuse to die. People here have a second hand clothes sharing network where they sell Victoria's Secret capri sweat pants, Victoria's Secret zip front hoodies, un-opened bottles from Bath and Body Works gift sets and said be-dazzled

This woman is my favourite person of all time. She'll post these hideous food creations every few days with comments like "Yummy dinner for the boys!" and someone will invariably comment "Oh wow! That looks great! Can i come over for dinner too?" then a few comments down someone will finally be brave enough to ask

agreed, they're terrible. This one is a lame list about the same fashion industry blah with a weak "just be you, trends are bollocks" *message* to the ladies.

I love this tumblr. I have it in my bookmarks bar. I send them pictures sometimes too.

I used to (or, still do, either/or) sign off all my cards to my parents with "your one and only darling daughter caroline".

So according to studies (like census') you're not normal. The post isn't "bizarre", your experience is. That's the point of the article. Just saying "Well, in my circle, only three people are divorced" doesn't make you the norm, or that kids raised in non-nuclear scenarios are weird, or to use your word "bizarre".

umm, the world? COME ON, you honestly don't know who all these divorced families are? And before you go answering "poor families" or "ghetto", you could also try "Australia" "Most of Europe" or "Iowa" (http://wcfcourier.com/news/local/iow…). So just stop the crap.

I had the same thing. Wingeing, spoilt little bitch grand-daughter with delightful grandma. Bitch grand-daughter (who is honestly about 13) was literally crying saying she wouldn't eat anything but spaghetti bolognaise so the grandma asks me if that is a possibility at all. I explain no, its not, unless she wants to

Now, I understand that there is no hard-and-fast-rule about the size a kid gets to when they require their own seat. Im assuming as yours was still small enough to fit into those onboard bassinets and sleep, that your kid doesn't fit into the "needs their own ticket" category. However, I was flying a direct Sydney to

This isn't even *that* bad but for some reason it lives on in my memory as absolute horror.

That is EXACTLY like Annikin Skywalker and Queen Amidala. In the words of weird al yankovich "well, he's just nine and she's fourteen yeah, he's probably, gonna marry her, soooommmeee daaaaaaay"....(it goes on from there obvs).

Its not a fair fight. She slaps him, he knocks her out, she kicks him, he breaks her neck, she punches him in the face, he strangles her till she dies.

Remember when Robin Givens went on Oprah and entirely defended Mike Tyson? I feel like this is a lot like that. She will come to see what the rest of us see. It makes me sad that no one can force her to do what will truly make her safe: leave her abuser. But yeah, I hope she's ok and it doesn't go so far that she

ok, this was my friend, not me. I wish it was me cos its entirely glorious.

i was out one night, I had too much to drink and I went outside of the pub and threw up into the gutter. A couple of guys saw me and came over and helped me to a seat outside of the pub. One of them was all "Are you ok now?" and I say "yeah, I'm good now, thanks". The OTHER one starts going mental "Oh no! Are you ok?

My boyfriend wrote a thing that went viral. In the picture that circulated the internet was his email address, so I wrote to him and told him I thought it was cool. We made internet friends and a year later on an overseas holiday, in my final week I went and stayed in his hometown. He picked my up from the bus station

This whole "first date sex" bollocks feeds into the notion that women give sex, men take it/women use sex to get love/insert other backward notion about gendered sex roles/slut shaming rhetoric/and so on. I have girlfriends who go on 'first dates' purely cos they feel like a bone with no intention of seeing the guy

nicely said. People act like being pro-choice is this easy ride, like abortions are fabulous things that are so easy and la di da, oh that abortion i just had? nothing to it! Abortions SHOULD come with recommendations to therapists because you probably ARE going to regret it at some point. Being able to chose abortion