I feel like more time could have been spent talking about how the app is 60GB. I need to know more.
BasedGodShammgod
carolinabbq
I’m a bit surprised that Shaq had the second best take on this topic, but maybe he can live up to his Big Aristotle nickname after all.
YOU WILL DO AS OUR PRIVATE EQUITY OVERLORDS SAY AND YOU WILL THANK THEM FOR THE PRIVILEGE. NOW WATCH THIS FUCKING VIDEO, YOU FUCKING CONSUMER. *shoves computer into your mouth*
I think if AEW wants to score another major PR win against WWE, they should be working on getting a *good* wrestling game out under their brand.
The day one patch has ruined gaming. If a game was released in this condition pre internet, it would have sold so bad the publisher would have had to bury a bunch of copies in the Arizona desert.
Could you PLEASE stop auto-playing videos? PLEASE?!?!
I got midway through the list, zoomed down to see if anyone else had already commented on this truly outrage-inducing move to have sound-on videos auto start, and then saw this perfect comment of yours, which was just a simple quoting of a perfect item from the fucking list I didn’t read all the way through.
So good.
We would also have accepted “Harm-Chair”.
“Killer Sofa”? Not “Slay-Z-Boy”?
Dom is extremely good at this.
You can have it for free. Many more coming, weekly.
I would gladly pay a The Athletic-type subscription fee to Deadspin if it guaranteed me a weekly segment of this stupidly perfect show.
2014 was college sophomore year, eh? Welp, guess I’ll be dead soon.
...remembered as the decade of snark, a period where being smart and funny also meant being witheringly condescending towards everyone and everything that wasn’t in on the joke.
Wait, wait. This implies the sketches that do get accepted made the table-read laugh. I find this hard to believe.
A reminder that the people in charge of The CIA’s torture program are now at the top of government and private enterprises.
The saddest part of all of this is that the show will likely never get to transition from Bortles to Minshew II, who has arguably out-Bortle’d Bortles on every conceivable front. The man’s completion percentage is 69.420% at the moment. It’d work so beautifully...