DEAD LETTERS THREAD

So who wants to start a Dead Letters thread in an article tomorrow where we all detail our latest letters to Jim (jim@g-omedia.com, just in case anyone needed it again) et al.?

Well, I don’t know if the Rockets can be a contender after all this, but they are certainly shaping into a real Challenger.

Buster Scruggs is good, but your ranking is bad. Here is the true, good ranking:
1) Old Prospector
2) Stagecoach
3) Wagon Train
4) Title sequence
5) Orator
6) Bank Robber

Julien Baker + Lucy Dacus in Indianapolis. It was my first time seeing Baker as a headliner (and first time seeing her since I was really able to discover her music), and my first time hearing of Dacus. This was possibly the most locked-in crowd I’ve ever been a part of, and the sheer amount of emotion in the room was…

The wheel of right-wing retributionary outrage seems to have landed on...Bill Maher? Why, I certainly can’t think of any better way to own the libs than to get Maher off the air at last.

If those swans were mute swans, this dude was doing a public service. Those things are an angry, nasty, public menace, and an invasive species to boot. If they were any other kind of swan though, then he’s a dick and everything can carry on as is.

I’m surprised nobody has said that Goofy looks like he’s straight from a Banjo Kazooie game here. Weird colors, giant eyes, awkward movements, all covered. All he needs is a weird sound replacing his actual voice and it’d be a perfect fit.

I originally read Stipe Miocic as Michael Stipe, and I was very confused as to what kind of weird stunt fight UFC had stumbled into now

You also missed who Norv Turner is replacing for the Panthers: Mike Shula, son of Don Shula

This is my girlfriend’s dog Jack. He’s a 5-ish year old papillon, and is super cuddly and affectionate, even if he is kinda neurotic sometimes.

As much as I’m loathe to defend most of the spineless messes in this administration, I will say McMaster is in a uniquely difficult position because he’s an active Army general right now. He didn’t sign up for this job, he was ordered to do it by his Commander-in-Chief. He’s the one person in the cabinet who can…

Well, Kaep to Boston will certainly be a fun way to kick start the second half of the season.

Kelly Olynyk has a fantastic baseball chin

You guys gotta bring the Hall of Fame back, if only to remind everyone of the amazing past inductees.

Nick, you are in fact a bad Blue Devil fan. Paulus went to Syracuse to QB. Please get your oramges straight and then let Danny Green teabag dunk on you as penitence for your sins.

This is a fantastic deal for the Hornets. Belinelli was despised by most fans by the end of the season, Plumlee’s contract was awful, and quality center depth was a big issue all season. We dumped all that for a shorter (but more expensive, sure) contract and a better player in Dwight, and somehow moved up 10 spots in…

Since Drew and Marchman tackled this earlier on the Deadcast, where do the rest of you stand on the Sandwich Alignment chart/definition of what does and does not constitute a sandwich?

Except Al was unquestionably the most important player on the team for two seasons (13-14/14-15), and bringing him in to take the offensive load off of Kemba allowed Kemba to get the time and space he really needed to be able to develop his offensive game. Bringing in a strong vet like that is absolutely part of the…