Not Paul Lukas!

This is awesome.

They’re also apparently some of the same dudes who convinced Rupert Murdoch to buy MySpace. So, you know, brain geniuses.

JournoTwitter is saying that the folks in charge of this are the same geniuses who nearly destroyed the LA Times before selling it and moving on. They probably want to carve it down to freelancers and SI Swimsuit. 

Ironically I found the most beautiful people work in HR, that's why I keep getting sent there. And then once I'm there I end up needing to see HR again, it's an infinite loop.

“You’d better use the force field you used with that bird, you big nerd because these hands are coming hot and ready.”

“I got a pressure point for ya pal, it’s called your throat and I’m about to punch it.”

The guy is a hero for standing up for what he believes in, in the face of an oppressive government.  The fact that he beats up Tai Chi dorks is icing on the cake.

Maybe Phillips shouldn’t have very obviously tried to reference Scorsese if he didn’t want people drawing comparisons to Scorsese!

How much of “this film” is there if it mostly retreads another director’s work?

I still remember, quite fondly, how proud I was of Jim Zorn, continuing to collect those checks and showing up every week, unwilling to let being effectively replaced by a bingo caller shame him into quitting. My biggest regret as a Washington fan is that Steve Spurrier didn’t stick around for another few seasons, by…

Damn, I hadn’t heard that one. Dabo to DC makes a lot of sense if you really think about it. 

two words: Jay Paterno

The amount of brand-new commenters on this article is something else.

Remember when Bernie Bros were annoying?  They have nothing on the fragile white boys commenting here.

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

I’d imagine that they’re going to ‘follow’ the law voluntarily because why would I go to USC or Stanford when I can go to UCLA or Cal or San Diego and actually make some money.

Yes, dammit, you’re right. I haven’t had enough coffee yet.

Yeah, maybe they could have used that pick to get the next Mookie Betts.

Well yeah. You definitely don’t want to give up the coveted 33rd pick in the Rule 4 Draft.

After being spurned by Trout, I’m hoping the Phillies take a good long look at signing Betts.