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Yea grow up Deadspin! MORE JETER ASS-EATING ARTICLES!

Barry, you prude, you’re acting like you’ve never stuffed a platonic friend’s muff in your face then transitioned her into a hurricarana in the name of competition before.

I’m on level 4 here but hurtling toward 6

A gold medal is a gold medal, but having announcers explain what the Swaney Statute is every two years, in sport after sport, is priceless.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

That was a gritty performance.

Yo, what are you talking about? She makes it all the way up to the blue line five out of six times, doesn’t fall down, SKIS BACKWARDS, and doesn’t degrade herself or her country with showboating theatrics. Just good, clean skiing. Give this woman the Gold medal for efficiency and self respect.

I’d like to see you try and qualify for Women’s Freestyle Skiing, Patrick.

Chris Long’s response to this on twitter was priceless.

I’m not going to lie, this is the best compliment I’ve ever received.

You can tell Scocca is important here because Craggs actually wrote something about him instead of putting it off until the last moment and missing his deadline.

Tom’s brilliant contributions to this penis joke emporium shouldn’t be limited to a single blog, but “On Smarm” remains one of the best pieces of writing by anyone anywhere, and should be re-read by everyone on at least an annual basis. Best of luck in your future travels.

That Scocca Jalopnik piece reads like the backstory to developing his alter ego, Rom Romberts.

because free agency is a reward for toiling for 5-10 years being RIDICULOUSLY underpaid.

Steve Kerr and Gregg Poppovich have gone after Trump way more in the past months, but she goes after the black athletes and not the white coaches? I wonder why

Until recently, The Giants.

A lot of Steelers fans would be terrified if theY ever woke up looking like Mike Tomlin. Not that most Yinzers have a problem with race or anything.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?