Hearing about punting from a former NFL punter? I’d want to know about *everything*.

Rayism is dead; we elected Obama.

Let’s be honest, how much do you *really* want to know about punting?

I think of:

I can’t see the Gadsden Flag without thinking of this:

I know we’re all rooting for Fultz to be put out of his misery, but a shooting expert seems premature and frankly, cruel.

If everyone looked like you, of course it’d make you safer. Violent crime would decline quite a bit if everyone was 5'5"/400 LBs and so sedentary that algae was accumulating on their flesh.

Are you having a stroke?

wtf are you even talking about?

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

Dubai is known for being a billionaire’s playground and nothing else. The only reference it could serve as in a movie would be a “the 1 percent are evil” metaphor.

Flynn looks like Bob Ross. Goddamn shame they didn’t name him Dog Ross.

That means I don’t have to pay for coaches?

I think it was ESPN (maybe Fox sports) did a thing about sports science and how training with weighed or different sized objects (weighed bats, medicine balls) for a specific motion (swinging or shooting) was bad because it actually worked different muscles than the ones you use during the regular activity and caused…

If I were an NBA team I would strongly consider inviting all of my draftees’ “lifelong confidents/personal coaches” to a dinner, then drugging them all, wrapping them up in carpets, and dropping them into the ocean.

Listened to The Onion’s A Very Fatal Murder parody this weekend, and loved it. Only an hour or so long, and stuffed with jokes. The Stamps.com parody and the twist at the end of Episode Three were my favourite bits.

Bad news, Niners fans. You know how Giuseppe Verdi has a really cool sounding name that actually just means “Joe Green”? It turns out Jimmy Garoppolo is just Italian for Matt Flynn.

This is such an inappropriate response to everything listed above. Don’t fucking “meh” women coming forward about sexual harassment and assault.

me too but also fuck you