Music by Murder by Death

Jeff Fisher is not fucking going 7-9. He said so himself.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

A shame his death will be co-opted by the cynical. I think it’s important to remember that the driver didn’t run him over because he was here illegally. He ran him over because, it would seem, he was drunk.

Are you really suggesting Trump would take a tragedy like this and try to make a naked political point?

And he will continue to ignore the daily occurrence of Americans being killed by Good ‘Ol American Drunk Drivers

And for the aspiring theologian, you can find that passage in the Gospel according to St. Richard, Chapter 6, Verse 9

Best super bowl ever. I spent 3200 and woke up in someone else’s pants. I’m not even an eagles fan. God bless America

My friends and I are all familiar with “late King.” This ad had us shocked. And we have withstood smaller ad shocks before (like Bob Dylan allowing his first great song to be used in a Price Waterhouse Cooper ad in 1994 - possibly also a Super Bowl ad). This is 1968 King, exactly four months before he was…

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Aw. Prayers up for you, buddy.

I want her to divorce him while in office; cable news would go insane.

Pretty sure that’s Anthony Tolliver.

I really, reeeeeaaaally do not want the Patriots to win, but good god I am all horned up at the thought of Philly fans and sports media imploding on themselves. A real Sophie’s choice, if you will.

FACT: Nobody has been murdered by Aaron Hernandez since the Patriots cut him. You can all thank them now.

You are married to a centauride? That is hot.

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in…

Gonna get in touch with the Kinja folks and see if they can engineer some downvoting just so I can downvote this.