Not surprising that somebody who enjoys the biggest shitstorm of bad takes in sports finishes his statement with a truly shitty take

I don’t understand the question.

Poor Tomi.

I don’t want to take this to a level where it gets too silly, but guaranteed contracts would be nice.

Hot tip: You can generally predict if a movie is using the Shakespearean five-act structure, because it will start with a guy in a ruff telling you where it’s set and who the main characters are.

If you’ve got meat that has freezer burn, don’t worry about trimming the unburned bits; just make some curries. You will never notice the freezer burn, especially if the curry recipe calls for long simmering.

At this point, it’s less “is my school’s Athletic Department scummy?” and more “just how scummy is my school’s Athletic Department?”

Well if you didn’t watch the match, then you couldn’t understand.

There is a reason that old time butcher shops wrapped stuff in paper. If you wrap your meat in plastic, and then stick it in a paper bag such as found in the Walmart frozen food section, it will never get freezer burn, nor will the taste degenerate significantly (cooking fresh, unfrozen meat is still better, though).…

Another Twitter user said he’d located a Patriot site in Yemen.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

The HOF voters continue to baffle me by not electing Edgar Martinez. Look, baseball, if you’re going to name a position on the team, you should allow for someone to enter the hall of fame at that position. Period. Frank Thomas was a good start, now how about a little love for Edgar? I mean shoot, the annual best DH…

so you are certain that no massive cheaters have been elected? how about managers who directly benefitted from the massive cheating?

The USOC further offered the use of their own seconds to assist USA Gymnastics in completing their resignations, and requested that their resignation poems be submitted by the end of the month

“So I got to work on my relationship with The Mej and trying to even the keel out. I gotta learn how to deal when I get my Salah tossed.”

Counter-counterpoint: Nah. Edgar’s a stone-cold HOFer.

The greatest trick Sam Hinkie ever pulled was to make losing a selling point. While Hinkie, in his misguided arrogance, may have been sincere, all of the cynical copy cats who have followed most certainly are not. Hey Jeets!

Fuck off, Jeff, I know you have a Kinja account.

Are there any restrictions planned on willful franchise destruction? Or operating a top-market team like a debt-ridden recent college graduate with an art history degree?