You are married to a centauride? That is hot.

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in…

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in Chicago…

This is one time when I am generally curious about what Marchman would have said...

Gonna get in touch with the Kinja folks and see if they can engineer some downvoting just so I can downvote this.

Not surprising that somebody who enjoys the biggest shitstorm of bad takes in sports finishes his statement with a truly shitty take

I don’t understand the question.

Poor Tomi.

I don’t want to take this to a level where it gets too silly, but guaranteed contracts would be nice.

Hot tip: You can generally predict if a movie is using the Shakespearean five-act structure, because it will start with a guy in a ruff telling you where it’s set and who the main characters are.

If you’ve got meat that has freezer burn, don’t worry about trimming the unburned bits; just make some curries. You will never notice the freezer burn, especially if the curry recipe calls for long simmering.

At this point, it’s less “is my school’s Athletic Department scummy?” and more “just how scummy is my school’s Athletic Department?”

Well if you didn’t watch the match, then you couldn’t understand.

There is a reason that old time butcher shops wrapped stuff in paper. If you wrap your meat in plastic, and then stick it in a paper bag such as found in the Walmart frozen food section, it will never get freezer burn, nor will the taste degenerate significantly (cooking fresh, unfrozen meat is still better, though).…

Another Twitter user said he’d located a Patriot site in Yemen.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

The HOF voters continue to baffle me by not electing Edgar Martinez. Look, baseball, if you’re going to name a position on the team, you should allow for someone to enter the hall of fame at that position. Period. Frank Thomas was a good start, now how about a little love for Edgar? I mean shoot, the annual best DH…

so you are certain that no massive cheaters have been elected? how about managers who directly benefitted from the massive cheating?