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I know it just broke, but this is too delicious to pass up mentioning. Project Veritas just got busted trying to run a fake Roy Moore sting on the Washington Post, to prove, I imagine that WaPo doesn’t fact check these kind of stories sufficiently. But in fact, their fact checkers quickly busted the mole they sent.

We have already essentially lost control of the entire government. Courts are being packed. State, DOJ, EPA, Labor, FAA even the National Weather Service are being gutted and remade in a Libertarian fantasy that will be a nightmare for the rest of us. The IRS built a fucking safe to keep the corrupt President’s past

Greg Pak agrees with you

Dude, go see Get Out.

I smile a little every time I see the vanity card at the end of a Good Place episode:

Joe Morgan is probably patient zero for exactly when young people (now old-ish) stopped caring about MLB.

I think many of them would rather blow their own brains out than live as a hard-working poor with no hope.

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

Whaaaaaaat? Dr. Strange was not mediocre.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

This is completely unbelievable. Are you trying to imply that Jim Tomsula would shell out extra cash for name-brand frozen pizza? I don’t believe it.

Fake news. Tomsula has never seen an actual oven. That’s for indoors critters.

Tomsula: Any fire is a good fire for warming your hands. Think about it, when did you ever complain, “Damn this fire made my hands too warm.” Never, that’s when. Sometimes I will get done baking a Tombstone pizza and while I wait for it to cool, I’ll open the oven and stick my hands in it. Feels great, and sometimes

Always stings when they remind you that you’re just part of the help.

This demographic generally has a history of multiple failed marriages, out-of-wedlock children, and step-children abuse.

No, it’s the cops fault that they didn’t follow their protocol and properly restrain a suspect. If they do their jobs correctly, like their patrol guide demands, the story is “Drunk Idiot Kicked Out of Miami Game”

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

- The National Anthem before NFL games

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”