Can we have sock puppets for all future Deadcasts please? Like, PLEASE?

It’s almost as if Wall Street has no idea, generally, what they are doing.

The Browns:Incompetence you can depend on.

How big was that fucking door? Sheesh.

“You’re not allowed to rerank the theses. You know, 500 years later, it’s inconceivable to me that you would take what we think now and apply it back then. I just think it’s very, very dangerous, and it shows how much of a lack of appreciation of history and what history is.” - John Kelly

Well, it makes sense that one of the rankings was not getting hit by a car.

So they need to sign Kaep so I can watch WEEI and their listeners have a collective aneurysm. Signing him would also be a total belicheck move but I don’t think they will.

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

I’ve lived in Houston for almost 20 years and successfully not given a shit about the Texans since they came into existence. I’m now a fan. Fuck McNair.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

You know the old expression ‘to the guillotine with him’! What? That saying is at least 220 years old!

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

Oh, shit! You don’t know what “petty” means, do you?

Here you go: http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/24/politics/trump-denali-mt-mckinley/index.html

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

But now you have one of the least interesting site types on the web, a themed blog without interactivity.

While it’s bad The Onion has been Kinja’d, it’d only be worse if any random chud could try and make their own jokes in the comments.

I agree that a lot of the coverage is pretty simplistic but I have to say that the charge of totalitarianism against the central Madrid government isnt way off - and apart from the brutality being totally awful obviously, it was also totally avoidable, Madrid has been totally totally dumb in how they’ve handled this…

+1. A very well written piece.

I’m convinced that Doctor Pepper is already cherry flavored, and they’re just fucking with us with different packaging.