I’m sure you would, big talker.

Wow. This is truly the lamest joke ever. Stop trying please. Moron.

That’s what the article said, but thanks for repeating it. Moron.

Of course, some context for the scene might have explained it, but who wants the whole picture? This is Gawker Media! Half-truths and rumor forever! Maybe one day you’ll get a real writing job, but God I hope not.

Gawker is built on hypocracy, but good luck getting any of their “writers” to respond with anything but snark when you call them on it.

That wouldn’t change the fact that you’re an idiot who thinks unfunny posts are funny and that you have poor grammar.

Oh my, yes!

How do you manage to type with one hand jammed up your ass and the other hand wrapped around your mom’s cock?

You’re an idiot for using “your” improperly - and also for thinking that post was funny.

“I’ll post a stupid GIF becuase I have nothing to add to the conversation!”

“Watch my unfunny post...”

The worse news: morons like you are allowed to wander unsupervised.

“As a warning, the video should be considered graphic.”

As a courtesy, Samer Kalaf should be considered a “writer.”

You’re only a week behind everyone else on this story, Kalaf. Now, put your helmet on if you want to go to the playground with the other children.

“This game has been too entertaining to take much time off for highlights...”

This is but one of the many reasons you shouldn’t call youself a sportswriter, you hack chunk of shit.

Another useless “article” by the most useless “writer” on Deadspin. Here’s hoping you never get another job in media after this, you insignificant prick.

Was this supposed to be funny?

Do you have one black titty and one white titty? Is that why you won’t show them? *wipes tear*