Anything can hit you in the head. My God, you might be the dumbest person on Gawker. Now think about that statement for a minute.

OK. Bye drama queen.

I’m not mad, but I know you’ve been waiting to use that stupid meme, so good for you kid.

Gawker has terrible taste in writers. Jordan Sargeant anyone?

The man who communicates with memes. No wonder your wife left you, you half-black breeding piece of shit.

“The officer that pulled Bland over obviously acted unprofessionally, and probably illegally and deserves to be punished.” It looks like he already answered your question, stupid.

If you’re saying there’s a possibility that you will stop breathing, then by all means, please do.

I thought the Jordan Sargeant gay-outing article already proved that humans are horrible.

“Furious?” My God, not only are you stupid, but you’re also a drama queen AND a troll. Bye bye!

And?

Then you should know better, stupid. So I don’t believe you.

And?

Whatever makes you not feel as stupid, stupid.

Wait. You’re nobody. Go suck your own clit.

Yep, stupid.

Once again, you’re on the wrong post, stupid.

Hmm... so this is worse than what Jordan Sargeant did? Interesting. The rank hypocrisy of Gawker Media.

Man, you really need some help with your writing.

Meh... subpar insult. Bye now.

Maybe, but that wouldn’t make you any less stupid.