If your male partner stops brushing his teeth, and won’t acknowledge or consider treatment for depression or another mental illness that is preventing him from basic hygiene, you need to make him your ex-partner. 

Because you might have glaucoma. They do more than just measure your vision, they also assess your eye health.

...yeah for a second i thought the picture was from “Joe Dirt”

There are some dudes whose mouths seem to have a second rectum because their breath smells like poop even from a few feet away. I often worry I might be that guy so I try to do what I can to avoid that.

He looks like he just escaped from a burning meth lab.

it’s the fault of feminists that so many young men can’t get laid today

You are not even kidding.

Honestly, I think dating profiles for straight men should have a box to check if they’re housebroken.

I am ridiculously happy he is losing his looks.

Also while dealing with being publicly groped by a PASTOR at Aretha Franklin’s funeral! This young woman’s life is basically female experience on blast.

I want to give him some nasal spray.

Nah, he just looks like a mouth-breather extraordinaire.

America is fabulously petty that way.

I really didn’t know this was a thing. I guess Canada doesn’t care enough about parking tickets.

It’s basic but I would like to invoke“if you wouldn’t hug your grandmother like that” you’re likely hugging your acquaintance wrong. There shouldn’t be wondering hands when you’re hugging a stranger (or anyone who you aren’t romantically involved with).

No, dude, you’re not getting this at all. Her victim status in #MeToo should remain unchanged, because the events are unchanged. Her status as a perpetrator is completely separate, and a valid issue. One does not cancel out the other. 

Oh, you sweet summer child. There are many, many bad photos of her.

There are no good photos of her.

I appreciate the pettiness of using the worst possible photo of her.