That’s because John Snow is dead. John Stark on the other hand...

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

Bitches gets shit done.

Edit: Can someone please, please take me out of the greys on this one? I swear I am very usually sensible and not trolly.

Danny Glover has a stand up bit where he asks why women don’t have the crazy ex stories that men do. Then he says it is because the women are dead. In the version of his act that I heard, the audience groaned, and he responded with "What? Too real?"

I just want to remind everyone that even if you have not experienced violence or harassment due to rejecting unwanted advances you absolutely know someone who has, this is as horrifying as it is common.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

I think maybe we’re a groundhog’s day situation. I’m going to grab a toaster and get in the tub to test out the theory.

Yes.

Well, he is Putin’s biggest fan, so whatever.

I’m 5’4”. My husband is 6’5”. We bought our bed specifically because it’s exactly his pelvis height. Just saying — shop wisely.