Wes Mcaulsey? Don Koharskisi? 

Mrs. Matleuse and I walked out on Hearts Beat Loud. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was born in ‘84 and my first memory of something public is probably the ‘88 election. I don’t remember much except that I wanted Bush to win because my Grampa was named George and my parents voted for the other guy (in retrospect: good job parents!), but still. 

Whatever happened, I hope it happened while he was masturbating on the toilet:

Ah, my friend, soon you might even find out that Harvard invests heavily in certain industries and companies!

Can we get some love for Dylan Larkin’s finish to beat the cup favorites last night?

It’s 2018 and a man’s nipples are okay but a woman’s are not. We’re all so Freudally fucked.

According to source, he was not expecting a manhole, and he fell in it.

How did the person filming that not utter a “holy shit!” at the very least?

There’s a board in the Harvard campus bar that lists all the scores of the Yale game, if I’m not mistaken the first few were 2-1, 1-1, 2-0, etc.

A great essay about this phenomenon that I recommend to everyone:

Hi I teach in the University System of Maryland after Durkin, that was fun!

Is this a joke comment? Abrams and Gillum are in the midst of recounts—Abrams especially is working her ASS off and if it weren’t for massive voter suppression she would have won in a landslide. Beto’s performance, win or not, was unprecedentedly good. And if you want to find people bashing AOC, look to the center,…

Did Francesa say the Jets have been good at taking the ball away? The whole broadcast they kept throwing up this stat about how they’re historically bad at taking the ball away right now. These people get paid a ton to spout this stuff.

Got as far as “baby monitor” and problem solved, lol. Thanks.

Abolish coaches.

No no no Lauren, you have this all wrong, I’m a new dad: the “thin blue line” is an indicator that lets you know when someone’s diaper is full.