One rung above wherever Curt Schilling is rn

Now he’s REMOVED the “at least” without acknowledging the edit!

Which is it Gabe?? Better keep your story straight...

when you Correct someone Online, please make sure you are Correct.

At least four points on a two-game trip?

Capitals: sure
Knights: nah

Maier *clearly* reached over the wall on replay, and didn’t actually touch the outfielder, he just caught a fly ball the outfielder was waiting for underneath. Not exactly the same situation (although pretty much the same spot in the ballpark).

Last year I had an 18-year-old freshman in my class with that sticker on his laptop 

It’s funny, LAST NIGHT I had a Wendy’s burger and thought “man, this is better quality than McDs,” but you’re right, I mostly get fast food when I want an injection of nostalgia from being rewarded for going to the dentist or whatever. So even though McDonald’s’ food leaves you feeling like shit LITERALLY the moment…

“What’s that you’re holding in the picture Grampa?”
“Head of a Nazi!! Wait... no.... it’s a canteen.”

Predators-Jets is the best sort of rivalry: one born almost solely from the fact that both teams are very good and each stands in the other’s way of . . . a Cup.

1) Sometimes I don’t think there are any gods, with the way the world goes.

Wow, people are right, this guy really IS trying to look like Ryan Fitzpatrick!

It is far more convenient to get from my house in Pigtown to PHL than it is to IAD. Every time, either by car or by train (especially by train!). Too bad my main airlines don’t leave from Philly...

I am legally bound by marriage to inform you that it is not called “baba ganoush,” it is called “patlıcan salatası.”

*inhales*

It’s a balk. It’s a balk! He’s balking. His windup is a balk. Balk. Balk. Balk. Balk. Balk. This one and the other hop-step guy. Love Freeland and what he’s doing, but he’s balking.

I honestly think these pitchers get to the majors with every coach they’ve had having kicked the can down the road about whether…

I’m a man! I’m 51!

they’re worried about trans women in bathrooms and they let THIS maniac near children?

If you’re like me and can’t stand this guy’s voice but want to see a sober and sometimes funny fact check of what he says, follow Toronto White House reporter Daniel Dale on twitter. He’s the best: https://twitter.com/ddale8

So my wife and her mom get into (kid still bawling in the back). Her mom my wife clean up her puke mess while she’s sitting there in piss pants and puke shirt

I like the part where they stopped to pick it up *before* they knew what it was, because that’s definitely what I do when I see some shit on the ground in high-speed traffic