Same. Deadspin is like the #1 suggested website in my URL bar when I start typing. I would pay for it.

If this is the last Deadspin post, how fitting indeed. You guys and gals and non-bs have given me so much over the past decade plus. I’m going to follow each and every one of you where you go.

I would have put the all-caps on “wedding casual.” What the actual hell. The term negates itself. 

Thanks for putting this up top again. This headline has become my mantra for living in fascism. Don’t let them lie to you about what you saw with your own eyes. Thank you.

I agree that no professional franchise is blameless but “That’s not your money the billionaires are fighting over” is the most DC comment ever lollllllll

FUCK. IT. IS. DUMMY. Stay your ass in wonk-humping DC.

i’m going to paraphrase what I usually say about cities and racism:

David Attenborough. Richard only commentated on dinosaurs.

Jeez seriously?? The way my dad talked about McHale you’d think he was a 5'10" scrapper. Wonder why........(te)

GAH

UPDATE: someone was on first, i’m an idiot

There’s also the fact that if Sanchez had run to first instead of making the argument that he tipped it, he might actually have made it, that ball BOUNCED. I guess in the end what he did worked for the time being, but still...

Ok but if you said “they didn’t hit home runs, they hit a baseball home run distance,” then that would sound as silly as your second one.

Sergei-y, Semen-y, Semin-y, Ilya-y, Datsyuk-y... this doesn’t work so well with slavs

This I like. Mickey Redmond called him “The Big Frenchman” last night, so I also submit “Big French.”

Drew, I know you don’t control this, and I know you agree with me, but I need to say it somewhere. It is I M P O S S I B L E to read this site on a phone. I got my computer out to type this comment, but chrome my phone, a recent iPhone XR, crashes before I can get to the end of any of your articles. Comments don’t…

actual lol

Really funny how much some of these motherfuckers (like Netanyahu & Erdogan) pretend to hate each other when they are the exact same people doing the exact same shit

Someone didn’t drink enough water today.