carnivalmatleuse1
Carnival Matleuse
carnivalmatleuse1

Going to Yankee Stadium or Camden Yards is like going to a Trump rally in the heart of the bluest parts of the cities. Everywhere I look is flags, patriotic songs, military honors, gendered jumbotron segments, jerseys that are different colors for men and women, and bros, bros, bros. It’s utterly, utterly political,

Catch him Derry! Derry will you CATCH HIM!!

Why is McDermott on the block? The Bills are playing for a draft pick this year. If they go 0-16 he’s done his job. 

I get that you’re trying to avoid the announcer’s voice, but depriving us of the full decay is sad, you should have paid more attention in electronic music class!!!

it is definitely

Bills fans all want Peterman out of there... why? We have a worthless OL and are playing for a draft pick. I say run him out week after week, give Allen some series’ here and there so he doesn’t get four years of NFL battery in one.

Possible ways this comment is going:
1) CK was bored of football so started protesting (???)
2) Football was just an extremely long con to get his protesting going (???????)
3) His non-FOOTBAW demeanor diminishes his protest (??????????)

Re-institute slavery? The 13th amendment did not outlaw slavery.

Drew. No.

Reminds me of when Curb let Michael Richards make fun of himself for being racist way, way too close to the incident. Like, no dude, you don’t get to decide when it’s funny.

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I’m not sure I’ll ever forgive Blashill for riding him in these past couple tank years like he did. But nothing but fond memories of Z. Two Kids + A Goat in ‘02, Cup-winning butt goal and The Penalty Kill in ‘08, so much more.

holy flurking shnit

I’m not sure if you forgot it of if it doesn’t count because it wasn’t from scrimmage, but this masochistic Bills fan reminds you of the Music City Miracle.

No baseball player has ever “disrespected the game” as much as those AWFUL nickname jerseys. Why why why why do American sports fans insist that EVERYTHING spontaneous be formalized?? I AM WELL-ADJUSTED!

Except when Scott Van Pelt calls a game and they call it the “Friend Zone.”

And one is worn for medical reasons.

All those NFL-hating Trumpers should check out the NCAA. It’s their dream: diverting public funds to oligarchs who preside over hundreds of disproportionately PoC underpaid laborers, far stiffer penalties for breaking rules related to that than rules that threaten a societal white male hegemony, I could go on.

The age at which you should have stopped wearing a tank top is GREATER THAN the age at which you should have stopped chewing gum. Y’all adults out here chewing gum???

Bills are just upset because they didn’t know you could block.