After reading the book my BFF and I went to see Gone Girl in a packed movie theater. Much to our surprise and dismay, the crowd acted like it was a dark comedy and laughed through the. whole. thing.

You forgot flyover. I hate sports patriotism but I’m a sucker for a flyover.

I never appreciated this until I found myself at a random bar in Hell’s Kitchen and, after asking the bartender for recommendations, changed everything we were going to order which led to the best meal we had the entire trip.

I mean Ann Coulter is a terrible person for so many reasons but that no one has seen that she was being facetious with this tweet has really surprised me.

“Some of the holdout residents have been made to relocate simply because the city cannot afford to keep police, fire and EMS stations for so few residents. The response times from stations farther away did not meet minimum operational standards. Other city services such as water, power, sewage, and garbage collection…

The greatest scam Hantz pulled was getting people to volunteer to plant trees for his tree farm. 

If you quit drinking your body craves the sugar you’re no longer metabolizing and makes candy the absolute most important thing in the world.

My heart breaks for her but this is like anti-vaxxers for me. I have no use for people who reject science because of “reasons.”

That look on Bottas’ face.

I don’t know, the stuff Kathy Griffin went through with Interpol, etc. sounds pretty traumatizing. If she wants to continue to talk about it, I’m okay with that.