Bourdain was an advocate for women. He also used his platform to give a voice to the largely brown and Spanish speaking staff who make up the backbones of our restaurant industry. 

Does anyone remember seeing that woman in an orange dress with a sort of cloak attached, wearing a wide brim black hat? She walked into the chapel alone and as she was walking down the street to the entrance my mouth just FELL OPEN. She was like, the most stunning woman I’d ever seen. Maybe ‘cause it was 6:30am…

Hey hey hey...it’s federal prison!

I like the curly fries.

He will die, eventually, but sadly won’t get the Gaddafi treatment which he deserves and I would thoroughly enjoy watching. He’s pushed me to this bloodlust, not proud of it.

Trump goes to Jail in the End. And we all live happily ever after!! The End

I don’t think that Ted Cruz understands the point of the simpsons....

In the Simpsons, Lisa grows up and becomes president after Trump. So, yes, the democrats are Lisa.

What’s creepy is the kind of mind that practices that level of deception. He can’t be honest with his basic appearance; what else does he lie about (we know everything, obviously).

Iowa is a shithole. Love, a Chicagoan.

I know I’m a bad person, but hearing he keeled over after a massive stroke would really make my day.

Except that Marie Antoinette wasn’t evil, just naive and ignorant of France actual situation. Over the course of her life she adopted four orphans, a daughter from a deceased maid and 3 children from a deceased usher and his wife. She also baptized and took care of a Senegalese boy she received as a “gift”, which was…

Joke’s on us, Meghan’s gonna embarrass us all by choosing a see thru Pnina Tornai.

As someone who is 5'0 (barely) I love seeing adult people shorter than me. It makes me fell like I haven’t shrunk in the wash.

“Offrank”

I just realized I don’t think I’ve ever thought about Matt Lauer as an actual journalist.

She knew who she was marrying. At the very least, she knew he was a horrible bully; how do you think she got celebrities in her gowns?

I’ve seen that pic of Jonathon eating the pepperoni pizza a few times now today and lemme say - it does look delish!

Here I come a-replying, to save you from the grays.