I literally died.

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.

Mario Cantone must be really disappointed right now.

Any relation to Scaramanga?

Much like his shoes, his films are a platform for him and him alone.

I honestly think there was a part of Trump that turned on Comey because he couldn’t handle how much taller Comey is.

Teachers wouldn’t be walking at graduation anyway.

My rescue doggo Basil

I really do suspect that at least half of what’s behind this is that Trump can’t stand the idea of working with a man who’s a head taller than he is.

McConnell, defintely. I would take personal pleasure in seeing tears (which I doubt he’s capable of) streaming down his stupid turtle face.

Is she wearing high waisted white jeans with... a shoelace belt? Why?

Comey got receipts, motherfucker!

Nicole Kidman deserves all the awards for that scene. It was so intense.

Nars Pure Radiant! Never streaky, and the perfect balance of moisture without being too oily. And I say that as a person with olive skin which is typically not very foundation-friendly.

Nars Pure Radiant! Never streaky, and the perfect balance of moisture without being too oily. And I say that as a…

Men can get breast cancer, less prevalent, however I hope they all get that now

Please don’t blame DC for them. None of them are from here, they don’t know the city, and they don’t represent us. :(

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

What these people need is some sort of program to help them deal with their anger and find more productive uses of their free time so they are not menaces to society.

Awe she likes to sleep on her buddies.

A very, very, good girl.